In scrounging the internet I found news that should have many fan boys running for thier wallets and standing in lines for days.
That's right folks, a new iphone is on the horizon ready to take your money.
"We were looking for a way to make the iphone experience more immersive and also to give our costumer base a way to better flaunt their technical superiority to the world," Stated lead project engineer Charles Trollosski. He went on to add that size was the "...obvious way to lay a tech smack down on lesser rivals."
In a show of diversification it is rumored that a new line of clothing with plus sized pockets is also in the works.
That's right folks, a new iphone is on the horizon ready to take your money.
"We were looking for a way to make the iphone experience more immersive and also to give our costumer base a way to better flaunt their technical superiority to the world," Stated lead project engineer Charles Trollosski. He went on to add that size was the "...obvious way to lay a tech smack down on lesser rivals."
In a show of diversification it is rumored that a new line of clothing with plus sized pockets is also in the works.
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