I rate my day in shirts.
Let me ‘splain. You see if you are doing something that makes a mess of your shirt it means you are getting stuff done. It could be yard work, fixing the car, or something fun like playin’ in the mud. Any way you look at it your day is productive and therefore the more shirts a day needs, the better the day. It’s a simple system –
1 shirt = average day.
2 shirts = good day.
3 shirts = great day.
4 shirts = legendary!
Today was a three shirt day. You could say I grabbed this day by the scruff of the neck and took it down.
(Spilling your lunch on your shirt at work doesn’t count by the way.)