Airport drone 'plastic bag' A "drone" that apparently hit an aircraft at Heathrow Airport in the UK last weekend may have been a plastic bag. "The reported drone strike on Sunday has not been confirmed it was actually a drone. It was the local police force that tweeted that they had a report of a drone striking an aircraft," said UK transport minister Roger Goodwill, The Daily Telegraph reports. "The early reports of a dent in the front of the plane were not confirmed – there was no actual damage to the plane and there's indeed some speculation that it may have even been a plastic bag or something." *********************************************************************************************** Dear Federal Aviation Administration, In light of recent headlines I would like to address your fine agency on an important safety issue. To be exact, what are you prepared to do about the glut of plastic bags threatening our national airspace? Thousands of plastic bags leave stores and shops daily across our nation unregulated and unreported. Who knows what the new owners of these bags are up to? Given that the majority of these bags are free and currently untraceable the opportunities for terrorists to release havoc on our skies are mind-blowing. At this very moment splinter cells from sea to sea could be collecting these tools of destruction just waiting for the day to come when they surround our airports and capitals with flying bags of doom. Please, for the sake of our nation, create a plastic bag registry now if not sooner. Don’t listen to the naysayers with claims of freedom to carry groceries, think of the children. Stand firm on your convictions to protect our airspace before we too face a tragedy such as the one in England. Do not wait until the supposed bodies start hitting the ground. Bag Registry now! Thank you Signed, A Concerned Citizen That Once Saw a Plastic Bag Flying in the Wind
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That's right folks, a new iphone is on the horizon ready to take your money. "We were looking for a way to make the iphone experience more immersive and also to give our costumer base a way to better flaunt their technical superiority to the world," Stated lead project engineer Charles Trollosski. He went on to add that size was the "...obvious way to lay a tech smack down on lesser rivals." In a show of diversification it is rumored that a new line of clothing with plus sized pockets is also in the works. |
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